Fart Quote by Christopher Ryan

“Listen: We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different!”

— Kurt Vonnegut

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

— Kurt Vonnegut

We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.

— Kurt Vonnegut

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and dont let anybody tell you different.

— Kurt Vonnegut

We're here on Earth to fart around

— Kurt Vonnegut

“every particle being connected with every other; you can't fart without changing the balance in the universe. It makes living a funny joke with…

— Philip K. Dick

“as stagnant as a fart in space”

— Michael Chatfield

“I fart, you fart, he farts, she farts. Let’s not deny it, people. Farting is a regular, healthy, and hilarious part of life. Squeezing…

— Neil Pasricha

“What’s so special about being a human? I’ve had farts that have lingered longer than a human lifespan.”

— Robert Bevan

At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.

— Craig Benzine

“Having a silent fart is like getting rid of shit in your life - Politely.”

— Bhawna Kak

“A man who farts in bed . . . is a man who loves life.”

— Muriel Barbery