Books Quote by John Green

Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start.

— John Green

“I felt abruptly as though I’d just been peed on. I didn’t want to be peed on. ***”

— Penny Reid

“There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.”

— Tammy Blackwell

“Stop kicking me! I do not want to pee right now!”

— Martin Leicht

“I CANT PEE ANY FASTER”

— Nei

“That was just too embarrassing, although there was a sort of poetic justice to peeing on your enemies when they weren't able to get…

— Elle Casey

“Be careful when peeing in your pants. It does not always work.”

— Richard Villar

“I searched for something witty to say, settled for bare honesty. "I want to pee.”

— Lili St. Crow

“Namely, when asked to pee on a person, shouldn't you make absolutely sure you've heard correctly?”

— Sara Barron

“Don’t you dare pee on me.”

— Roni Loren

“Okay, guys. Stop it. Are you going to start peeing on me to mark your territory?”

— Maegan Lynn Moores

“Never miss an opportunity to pee.”

— Shawne Murphy-Johnson