Quote by Sara Barron

“Be careful when peeing in your pants. It does not always work.”

— Richard Villar

“I searched for something witty to say, settled for bare honesty. "I want to pee.”

— Lili St. Crow

“Might as well pee on 'em, I decided.”

— Elle Casey

“Just before we have sex, the question often is: To pee, or not to pee?”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“I wanted to stop peeing but couldn't, of course. Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop…

— John Green

“Without even washing my hands I can tell whether I peed or not.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Next time you could just pee in a circle around me so that they know you’ve already been there.”

— Jay Crownover

“There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.”

— Tammy Blackwell

“Don’t you dare pee on me.”

— Roni Loren

“I'm done peeing now." "Thank you for letting me know.”

— Jessica Park

“Never miss an opportunity to pee.”

— Shawne Murphy-Johnson

“Well, some men learn by listening, some read, some observe and analyze — and some of us just have to pee on the electric fence.”

— Spider Robinson