Aliens Quote by Martin Leicht Download Open image ““Stop kicking me! I do not want to pee right now!”” — Martin Leicht ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Aliens Humor Right now
“I wanted to stop peeing but couldn't, of course. Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop… — John Green Copy Share Image
“You can watch me pee! It's okay! Here look, I'm peeing! I'm peeing! You can stop uprooting yourself.” — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“Stop it. If you say sorry one more time I'm gonna go find something of yours and pee on it, I swear.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“You mean you don't want to come in and hold my hand while I piss?” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“I can tell you this, you never say no to the opportunity to piss, to eat, or to get an half-hour's shut eye...” — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“I felt abruptly as though I’d just been peed on. I didn’t want to be peed on. ***” — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“Okay, guys. Stop it. Are you going to start peeing on me to mark your territory?” — Maegan Lynn Moores Copy Share Image
“I fumble for the return tab and quickly type as I continue my way down the catwalk. Ned help! Thank you, SmartText, for knowing… — Martin Leicht Copy Share Image
“If anyone can ever find a way to explain to me how carrying around a sack of flour with a diaper on it is… — Martin Leicht Copy Share Image
“If you pull some lame-ass 'I'm your father' bullshit, right now, I'm going to lose it.” — Martin Leicht Copy Share Image
“It's all right, dearheart," Dad assures me. "Folder three, scenario four: going into labor during a high-speed chase with extra-terrestrials.” — Martin Leicht Copy Share Image
“Really, for all the poetry in the world on the subject, when you get right down to it, it's mostly just boom! penis vagina.” — Martin Leicht Copy Share Image
My days – the blossom of my youth and the flower of my manhood – have been darkened by the dreariness of servitude. In… — Daniel O'Connell Copy Share Image
Ay-firmative,' Eve said, and tried for a smile. 'Sorry. An Aliens reference always makes me feel better at times like this. Exept I'm not… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
You gonna take the case?" It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of." You're gonna have a devil of a time finding… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Ancient eyes had stared at me, filled with ancient grief. And something more. Something so alien and unexpected that I'd almost burst into tears.… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
Joel Lane documents a life we don’t quite live, in a city we can’t quite find: half glimpsed and half imagined, we know it’s… — Chaz Brenchley Copy Share Image
Emma was a shocking driver, simultaneously sloppy and petrified, and for the first fifty miles had been absent-mindedly driving with her spectacles on top… — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
Humans suffer from self-centred notions as to the nature of life. Humans assume that alien life forms should conform to standards that match our… — Steve Perry Copy Share Image
If you're going to immerse yourself in a project for three years, why not stake out a chunk of the world that is completely… — Richard Powers Copy Share Image
I'm not a fan of any genre but am a fan of movies that are intelligent and/or funny. That goes across all genres: a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The respect for human rights, essential if we are to use technology wisely, is not something alien that must be grafted onto science. On… — John Charles Polanyi Copy Share Image
Robin Williams was an airman, a doctor, a genie, a nanny, a president, a professor, a bangarang Peter Pan, and everything in between. But… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image