Swoon Quote by Nina Malkin Download Open image ““Look, Candida, I don't want to pee on your picnic...”” — Nina Malkin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Swoon
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“Love at first sight must be glorious. I wouldn’t know, since at first there was no sight. Smell, yeah — the tangy, salty scent… — Nina Malkin Copy Share Image
“Not without an army of ninjas behind me am I letting you into my house.” — Nina Malkin Copy Share Image
“This is an old house. Among the oldest in the area, a white clapboard former farmhouse built in 1748. Fart on the porch and… — Nina Malkin Copy Share Image
“Love is blue. A clear cerulean when new. A bright, bold, true blue in its glorious throes. And when it hurts, as it inevitably… — Nina Malkin Copy Share Image
“You learn about fight or flight, but no one ever mentions the third alliterative option - freeze.” — Nina Malkin Copy Share Image
“I sang from my belly, from my intricate system of female parts, and from those sacs inside me that wouldn't show up on an… — Nina Malkin Copy Share Image
“I took Sin on faith, but if faith were money, fools would be billionaires.” — Nina Malkin Copy Share Image
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“I allowed myself to believe she’d seen a future for us; that she wanted to be with me and simply thought it impossible.” — Tahereh Mafi Copy Share Image
“Not without an army of ninjas behind me am I letting you into my house.” — Nina Malkin Copy Share Image