I learned this summer that peeing in the pool and peeing INTO the pool are very different things. Location, Location, Location. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Being paranoid about people hearing you in the bathroom while you're peeing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is a small, but important, difference between peeing in the pool, and peeing into the pool. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“ 'bye. Great knowing you. Fun peeing next to you in the wave pool that one time...?” — Lauren Strasnick Copy Share Image
“You can watch me pee! It's okay! Here look, I'm peeing! I'm peeing! You can stop uprooting yourself.” — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
My One leg is in Past, Another leg is in future and I'm peeing on the Present.. Lmao — Vishak Copy Share Image
“It was the perfect time and place for an inherently timid person like him to express his inner pervert by peeing in… — Ryū Murakami Copy Share Image
Friends are like peeing your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Well, there's two kinds of peeing...There's regular peeing, because you have to pee. And then there's auxiliary competitive peeing. For acquiring empire.… — Merrill Markoe Copy Share Image
I saw someone peeing in Jermym Street the other day. I thought, is this the end of civilization as we know it?… — Alan Bennett Copy Share Image
“The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily… — Kendare Blake Copy Share Image
“I love when I blow my nose while I’m peeing. Not only am I multitasking, but the pee comes out faster so… — Karen Alpert Copy Share Image
“There’s a difference between being a class act and being classy. Peeing off the side of a jeep doesn’t mean you’re not… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately, my little brother ran… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
“Why do you always come in to kiss me while I'm on the toilet?" I asked. "Makes us feel close to you,"… — Merrill Markoe Copy Share Image
“That was just too embarrassing, although there was a sort of poetic justice to peeing on your enemies when they weren't able… — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
I peed in my wife's boot once. On honeymoon, in Madrid, we were drinking absinthe and somehow made it back to our… — Rob Corddry Copy Share Image
“Look, there’s not much useful to take away from this book – it’s largely stories of a woman who has spent her… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I'd have more money than Bill Gates if I could invent a snooze button for bladders. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Emma: I'm going to start peeing with the door open, it's going to get weird. — No Strings Attached (Movie Copy Share Image
“Okay, guys. Stop it. Are you going to start peeing on me to mark your territory?” — Maegan Lynn Moores Copy Share Image
The most annoying thing just happened. Some girl just smiled at me when I was peeing on road for no reason. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it but only you can fell it — Becky Copy Share Image
Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start. — John Green Copy Share Image
“You know, because women be peeing themselves after they have babies.” — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share Image
I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl. — Penny Ward Moser Copy Share Image
Friendship is like peeing yourself: everyone can see it but only you get that warm felling it brings. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There was nothing dignified about peeing behind a tree with your super-cute wilderness tour guide lurking nearby.” — Desni Dantone Copy Share Image
“Jennifer Slattery lived three doors down, but was still occasionally peeing her pants in the third grade, and Melanie” — Dana Bate Copy Share Image
“I wanted to stop peeing but couldn't, of course. Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard… — John Green Copy Share Image
