Funny Quote by Vishak Download Open image “My One leg is in Past, Another leg is in future and I'm peeing on the Present.. Lmao” — Vishak ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Time
We have one leg in the past and one leg in the future, that's why we're peeing on the present. — Zahid Abas Copy Share Image
When you have one foot in the future and the other in the past, you piss on the present. — Dan Harris Copy Share Image
If you keep one foot in the past and the other in the future... that leaves you straddled and pissing on the present! Live… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
I think getting rid of my leg was getting rid of the past and getting ready for my journey ahead. — Lauren Wasser Copy Share Image
The time you spend peeping into other's life, are the time you lost to live your own! — Ipsita Copy Share Image
“My dad always says this thing, that when you have a foot in tomorrow and a foot in yesterday, you’re pissing all over the… — Bill Konigsberg Copy Share Image
I won't change my legs. because I'm contented with my long-legged. — Melanie Marquez Copy Share Image
We gonna party like it's 3012 tonight I wanna show you all the finer things in life So just forget about the world, we're… — Vishak Copy Share Image
When someone starts Ignoring you, just back off without staying there with them Just to know the reason for avoiding.. — Vishak Copy Share Image
TO RACHEL - The girl who seemed unbreakable broke, the girl who seemed so strong crumbled. The girl who always laughed it off cried… — Vishak Copy Share Image
When LIFE knocks you down... Calmly get back up, smile and very politely day, You hit like a bitch — Vishak Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
