Dad Says Quote by Bill Konigsberg

“If you stand with one foot in the past and the other foot in the future, Matt, all you do is piss on the…

— P.J. Parrish

“my dad likes to say that you can shit in one hand and wish in the other and see which one gets full first”

— Mindy McGinnis

“In the first years of our lives we learn how to shit, talk, walk, sleep, eat and, most importantly, how to royally piss off…

— A.G. Phillips

“Ya think you's walkin' on water, but turns out you just got piss in your shoes.”

— John Green

“Why dwell on yesterday’s pee when you can make a fresh one today?”

— Gloria D. Gonsalves

“Just place one foot in front of the other and remember that tomorrow is a new day.”

— Melody Anne

“Whenever I see a strange man at a urinal, I always approach him slowly and say, “Dad, is that you?”

— Jarod Kintz

“Today's all burnt toast, running late and Dad jokes, has anybody seen my left shoe? Close my eyes, take a bite, grab a ride,…

— Bridgit Mendler

“Every day there’s something which makes me think ‘I’d better ask Dad about that, I wonder what Mother would say…’ and then I remember,…

— Simon R. Green

“As I squatted on the grass at the edge of the woods, the pee felt hot between my legs. I watched in puddle in…

— Sue Monk Kidd

“My father always says one thing leads to another. It certainly does. I started out to buy a friend a birthday present, and I…

— Jean Merrill

“One night I heard my dad say to my mom: I can't help but think of the good times we're having now as being…

— Miriam Toews