AWKWARD MOMENT KA BAAP* :D That awkward moment.. When you are peeing on road side..and a hot girl passes by. :D :P — Shubham Noottee Pandey Copy Share Image
“How many times have you overanalyzed your every little action only to notice your cat peeing in full view of everyone, sometimes… — Francesco Marciuliano Copy Share Image
The first time I lay actual eyes on the real David Lynch on the set of his movie, he's peeing on a… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
“Walk around with an open can of tuna in your pocket. You know, for a way to start conversations and offer strangers… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I know she's just trying to make things nice, so I do my part. Now, when I get up to use the… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
Are you up? Dressing? (Astrid) No. I’m pissing on your rug. What do you think I’m doing? (Zarek) I’m blind. For all… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“I have extremely great aim when it comes to peeing. I can, for instance, manage to not splash a single drop on… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image