Bathroom Quote by Adam Ferrara

If you get up at three in the morning to go to the bathroom, man, why you have to turn on that little light?…

— Hugo Chavez

I knock her lights out and she still shines

— Lil Wayne

I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit .

— Steven Wright

I knock her lights out but she still shines

— Anonymous

Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.

— Charles Bukowski

My wife says when I go out to the refrigerator, I do three minutes (entertaining) when the light goes on!

— Davy Jones

Where's the bathroom at cause I really really gotta pee.

— Afrojack

My pet peeve is hearing a knock on the bathroom door followed by the familiar words, 'What are you doing in there?

— Karen Scalf Linamen

I like to tell people when I have to go pee o.o and I really do have to go this second. just thought you…

— Patience

Steps into shower. Then turns the water on.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Proceed through each one of the actions in your bathroom routine by reminding yourself of why it is a necessary, positive, and useful part…

— S.J. Scott

I hate it when someone turns on the light while I'm sleeping!

— Anonymous