My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
If a girl breaks up with me, I want her to just die, just be dead. Not 'cause I hate her so… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
I don't think I'll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women. You… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
I am a strong believer in kissing being very intimate, and the minute you kiss, the floodgates open for everything else. — Jennifer Lopez Copy Share Image
I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren't. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I'm a Catholic, and she's the devil. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
You gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don't let it build up. You end up screaming at each other… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
I know she's just trying to make things nice, so I do my part. Now, when I get up to use the… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
Whenever she uses the phrase 'I was thinking...,' that means I either have to move, paint or buy something. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
I remember the first date I ever went out on. It was in high school. Her name was Marguerite. She was kind… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night? — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It's OK… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
