My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
I don't think I'll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women. You… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren't. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I'm a Catholic, and she's the devil. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
You gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don't let it build up. You end up screaming at each other… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
I know she's just trying to make things nice, so I do my part. Now, when I get up to use the… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
Whenever she uses the phrase 'I was thinking...,' that means I either have to move, paint or buy something. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
As soon as you lay down, that's when the most bizarre things start coming out of her mouth. 'Goodnight, baby.' 'Do you think we… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
I do stupid stuff like that: I'll call my wife from the road, send her pictures of glaciers. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
I talk a lot about women in my act, 'cause let's face it -- if I was hungry, I would talk about food. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
Anytime I get to help the firefighters, I will. I'm real lucky to be in a position to help. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
I would recommend to someone that has the money to experience the experience of giving to another and purchasing me a Veyron. A Bugatti… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
I woke up my pop in the middle of the night 'cause the boogie man's under my bed. My pop is this big, huge… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
When I walked in to read with Edie Falco, it was nice, because I auditioned in New York, and it was very quick. You… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
I drove a brand new Lamborghini, the Huracan; it was great. We went on the Autobahn, and we got to drive on the Nurburgring. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date. There's no dating in the animal… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
