Differences Quote by Demetri Martin

I learned this summer that peeing in the pool and peeing INTO the pool are very different things. Location, Location, Location.

— Demetri Martin

I think everybody pees in the pool. It's kind of a normal thing to do for swimmers.

— Michael Phelps

You have to jump into the pool before you know whether there's water in it.

— Andrew Loog Oldham

When you have a tiny bladder you become very adept at finding and remembering clean public bathrooms.

— Gillian Jacobs

Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start.

— John Green

You go ahead. I'd rather not be shot out of a tube into a pool filled with a bunch of nine-year-olds' urine.

— Justin Halpern

Well, I don't use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to…

— Iggy Pop

Pee splits into two streams. Both miss the toilet...

— Anonymous

Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked. How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee?

— John Green

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sorry it struck you as weird that I was in your pool for hours without leaving once to go to the bathroom.

— Anonymous

After owning a pool, I think the best way to enjoy the water is to have a friend who has a pool.

— Frances Mayes