Animal Quote by John Green

But I don't know. Pee-wee just kind of popped out one day, pretty much fully fleshed-out and fully formed.

— Paul Reubens

“As I squatted on the grass at the edge of the woods, the pee felt hot between my legs. I watched in puddle in…

— Sue Monk Kidd

I learned this summer that peeing in the pool and peeing INTO the pool are very different things. Location, Location, Location.

— Demetri Martin

I saw someone peeing in Jermym Street the other day. I thought, is this the end of civilization as we know it? Or is…

— Alan Bennett

Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start.

— John Green

There is a small, but important, difference between peeing in the pool, and peeing into the pool.

— Demetri Martin

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

— Nikhil Saluja

I saw on this nature show how the male elk douses himself with urine to smell sweeter to the opposite sex. What a coincidence!

— Jack Handey

“Just before we have sex, the question often is: To pee, or not to pee?”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“I will tell you sincerely and without exaggeration that the best part of lunch today at the NASA Ames cafeteria is the urine. It…

— Mary Roach

I didn't fully pee my pants.

— Jennifer Lawrence

If I had bodily functions, I think I would have peed my pants.

— Gena Showalter