Gilda Radner

I'm so full I can't hear.

— Gilda Radner

I'm not really an impersonator.

— Gilda Radner

Humor is just truth, only faster!

— Gilda Radner

It's always something

— Gilda Radner

[Emily Litella line:] Never mind.

— Gilda Radner

I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity.

— Gilda Radner

[Roseanne Roseannadanna line:] It's always something.

— Gilda Radner

Fame changes a lot of things, but it can't change a lightbulb.

— Gilda Radner

I grew up in front of a television. I guess I'll grow old inside of one.

— Gilda Radner

I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.

— Gilda Radner

There is no real security except for whatever you build inside yourself.

— Gilda Radner

Having cancer gave me membership in an elite club I'd rather not belong to.

— Gilda Radner

Dreams are like paper, they tear so easily.

— Gilda Radner

Cancer is probably the most unfunny thing in the world, but I'm a comedian, and even cancer couldn't stop me from seeing…

— Gilda Radner

Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to…

— Gilda Radner

“Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to…

— Gilda Radner

When the journalists asked Gene, 'Why didn't you marry the beautiful girl in 'The Woman in Red'?' he would always reply, 'I…

— Gilda Radner

I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.

— Gilda Radner

I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a…

— Gilda Radner

My father had a hotel, and people in show business used to stay there. He loved peformers and entertainment, and I grew…

— Gilda Radner

It's like my father always said to me, he said to me, he said, Roseanna Roseanadana, it's always something. If it isn't…

— Gilda Radner

What we put into every moment is all we have. You can drug yourself to death or you can smoke yourself to…

— Gilda Radner

Sportswriting is fascinating - descriptions of the opponents and the details of an event in which someone is going to win and…

— Gilda Radner

I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a…

— Gilda Radner

You cannot live in Los Angeles for any period of time without eventually trying to write a screenplay. It's like a flu…

— Gilda Radner

I think clothes should make you feel safe. I like clothes you want to go to sleep in. I sometimes stand in…

— Gilda Radner

There are those who open their hearts to others...who never think twice about giving of themselves. They are the wonderful warmhearted people…

— Gilda Radner

It is so hard for us little human beings to accept this deal that we get. It's really crazy, isn't it? We…

— Gilda Radner

I've learned what I can control is whether I am going to live a day in fear and depression and panic, or…

— Gilda Radner

“The more I protested about this ambiguity, the more Joanna pointed out to me that it was both a terrible and wonderful…

— Gilda Radner

Cancer changes your life, often for the better. You learn what's important, you learn to prioritize, and you learn not to waste…

— Gilda Radner

Some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle and end.

— Gilda Radner

I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.

— Gilda Radner

Fame changes a lot of things, but it can't change a light bulb.

— Gilda Radner

Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh.

— Gilda Radner

Adopted kids are such a pain - you have to teach them how to look like you.

— Gilda Radner

Motherhood . . . is an act of infinite optimism.

— Gilda Radner

I would say that Lucy, 'I Love Lucy,' she was my idol.

— Gilda Radner

My life had made me funny, and cancer wasn't going to change that,

— Gilda Radner

We were married in the south of France because Gene loved France. If he could have been born French, he would have…

— Gilda Radner