If Edison was worried about his candle customers, he would have never invented the light bulb. — Nathan Fielder Copy Share Image
How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb? The plum tree in the garden! — Brad Warner Copy Share Image
Sometimes it's more important to change politicians than light bulbs. — Robert F. Kennedy, Jr Copy Share Image
Religion is a light bulb, created by man to help him to see in the dark. — Paul Arden Copy Share Image
“Buying light bulbs today is really hard, as there are so many different types!” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
Everything in Russia is made of cement - phone booths, fence posts and light bulbs. — Ian Frazier Copy Share Image
I love planting bulbs. It is making promises with tomorrow, believing in next year and the future. — Jean Hersey Copy Share Image
I saw a want ad. "light housekeeping." They said "Here, change this bulb." I said "I'll need some friends." — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Mostly, I straddle reality and the imagination. My reality needs imagination like a bulb needs a socket. My imagination needs reality like… — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
Going to work just looked crazy. Eating another meal, ever, made about as much sense as planting tulip bulbs in the shadow… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I might not be the brightest bulb in the chandelier, but I'm pretty good at getting most of the other bulbs to… — Jack Welch Copy Share Image
God made us angels of energy, encased in solids - currents of life dazzling through a material bulb of flesh. — Paramahansa Yogananda Copy Share Image
The world, although well-lighted with fluorescents and incandescent bulbs and neon, is still full of odd dark corners and unsettling nooks and… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
I drive a hybrid, and we've changed our light bulbs and windows and installed solar panels and geothermal ground source heat pumps… — Al Gore Copy Share Image
The heart with letters on it shining like a light bulb through the trim hole painted in the chest, art history. — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
Just take me home where the mood is mellow And the roses are grown M&M's are yellow And the light bulbs around… — Lupe Fiasco Copy Share Image
Now, if you're Al Gore, you can afford $10 a pop for squiggly-pig-tailed fluorescent light bulbs. But if you're mainstream America, two… — Joe Barton Copy Share Image
As far as where I go when I die, the concept that I am simple going to flick out, like a light… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
There is a light at the end of the tunnel but first you'll have to find the light switch and change the… — Tim Field Copy Share Image
I do a lot of conferences, a lot of leadership training. For about six or seven years I've been making this statement… — John C. Maxwell Copy Share Image
You think maybe if you just work harder and faster, you can hold off the chaos, but then one day you’re changing… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
The space shuttle was often used as an example of why you shouldn't even attempt to make something reusable. But one failed… — Elon Musk Copy Share Image
After the German occupation of Holland in May 1940, the last two dark years of the war I spent hiding indoors from… — Nicolaas Bloembergen Copy Share Image
Let's make it clear for the dimmest bulbs among you: the kids at Columbine High didn't die from too many guns, they… — L. Neil Smith Copy Share Image
Even though it's important for all of us to change our light bulbs and the vehicles we drive, it's much more important… — Al Gore Copy Share Image
I liked it. I liked her. And every time I saw her, she seemed more beautiful. She just seemed to glow. I'm… — Wendelin Van Draanen Copy Share Image
When I examine the conclusion [on experiments with the electric light bulb experiments published in the Herald] which everyone acquainted with the… — Henry Morton Stanley Copy Share Image
Fall forward. Here's what I mean: Reggie Jackson struck out 2,600 times in his career - the most in the history of… — Denzel Washington Copy Share Image
Often when I'm on TV, they'll ask what are the three most important things for people to do. I know they want… — Bill McKibben Copy Share Image
The light bulb going off in my head was a fear that in this pivotal moment in history, when America faces so… — Bernie Sanders Copy Share Image
“Then the wooden benches along the walls, where so many outcasts had slept, would be lit by a sort of slow, clocked… — Nelson Algren Copy Share Image
A hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt bulbs in business. — Shelley Berman Copy Share Image
You're supposed to get tired planting bulbs. But it's an agreeable tiredness. — Gail Godwin Copy Share Image
Monogamy is like a 40-watt bulb. It works, but its not enough. — John Patrick Shanley Copy Share Image
What am I? Am I the bulb that carries the light, or am I the light of which the bulb is a… — Joseph Campbell Copy Share Image
Winter is for women The woman still at her knitting, At the cradle of Spanish walnut, Her body a bulb in the… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
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