“Suddenly I began to wonder how to please so many people. do I take the magnesium citrate? What about the coffee enema?… — Gilda Radner Copy Share Image
I have always found men who were funny, irresistible. It's rare that I ever based love on looks or superficial things, but… — Gilda Radner Copy Share Image
Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh. It is there in the phrase 'making people laugh.' You feel completely… — Gilda Radner Copy Share Image
Cancer is probably the most unfunny thing in the world, but I'm a comedian, and even cancer couldn't stop me from seeing… — Gilda Radner Copy Share Image
You feel completely in control when you hear a wave of laughter coming back at you that you have caused. — Gilda Radner Copy Share Image
I would rather be funny than gorgeous, absolutely. Because it's too hard to be gorgeous, you know. I could make a stab… — Gilda Radner Copy Share Image
There are those who open their hearts to others...who never think twice about giving of themselves. They are the wonderful warmhearted people who make… — Gilda Radner Copy Share Image
It's like my father always said to me, he said to me, he said, Roseanna Roseanadana, it's always something. If it isn't one thing--it's… — Gilda Radner Copy Share Image
[Motherhood is] the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It's huge and scary-it's an act of infinite optimism. — Gilda Radner Copy Share Image
Having cancer gave me membership in an elite club I'd rather not belong to. — Gilda Radner Copy Share Image
It's such an act of optimism to get through a day and enjoy it and laugh and do all that without thinking about death.… — Gilda Radner Copy Share Image
When the journalists asked Gene, 'Why didn't you marry the beautiful girl in 'The Woman in Red'?' he would always reply, 'I did!' — Gilda Radner Copy Share Image
I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued… — Gilda Radner Copy Share Image
I've learned what I can control is whether I am going to live a day in fear and depression and panic, or whether I… — Gilda Radner Copy Share Image