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I went to the doctor, and they found something in my bladder. And whenever they find something, it's never anything good like, "We found…

— Mike Birbiglia

I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.

— Jay London

Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start.

— John Green

When you have a tiny bladder you become very adept at finding and remembering clean public bathrooms.

— Gillian Jacobs

It's a play where something went wrong, 'Cause it's five hours, twelve minutes long. If you sit there, my friend, From beginning 'til end,…

— Allan Sherman

No one goes to the toilet in novels. You'd think none of us had bladders.

— Germaine Greer

I've been standing in the bathroom at the doctors office trying to pee in a cup for an hour. I literally cannot make myself…

— Frankie Muniz

Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it’s sterile and I like the taste.

— Rip Torn

There is a small, but important, difference between peeing in the pool, and peeing into the pool.

— Demetri Martin

Sometimes we pee on each other before we go on stage.

— Trent Reznor

Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked. How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee?

— John Green

No matter how far you urinate, the last always falls at your feet.

— Sammy Bond