It has been explained to me that toys are packaged in shards, to be assembled by the middle-aged and butter-fingered, because this… — Jean Kerr Accidents Copy Share Image
The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible. — Jean Kerr Average Copy Share Image
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the… — Jean Kerr Divorced Copy Share Image
To me having a party is something like having a baby. The fact that you got through the last one alive is… — Jean Kerr Alive Copy Share Image
Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite. — Jean Kerr Animal Copy Share Image
Oh, wouldn't it be wonderful if some manufacturer would make a toy as tough, as staunch, as hard to crack open as… — Jean Kerr Cracks Copy Share Image
“Oftentimes, in the evening after they have finished spreading the fertiliser, the writer and his wife sit on the fence - with… — Jean Kerr Marriage Copy Share Image
Being on a ship is something like being pregnant. You can sit there and do absolutely nothing but stare at the water… — Jean Kerr Absolutely nothing Copy Share Image
Dearer to me than the evening star A Packard car A Hershey bar Or a bride in her rich adorning Dearer than… — Jean Kerr Bars Copy Share Image
Don't be silly. I'm a mature, intelligent woman. Of course I'm afraid of my mother. — Jean Kerr Being silly Copy Share Image
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way to drink for a living. — Jean Kerr Drink Copy Share Image
Children are different - mentally, physically, spiritually, quantitatively, qualitatively; and furthermore, they're all a little bit nuts. — Jean Kerr Bits Copy Share Image
Confronted by an absolutely infuriating review, it is sometimes helpful for the victim to do a little personal research on the critic.… — Jean Kerr Able Copy Share Image
A man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks. — Jean Kerr Communication Copy Share Image
I think if you can write a play, or produce a play, the first step toward success [is] if people don't want… — Jean Kerr First step Copy Share Image
I have noticed that in plays where the characters on stage laugh a great deal, the people out front laugh very little. — Jean Kerr Character Copy Share Image
One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is the assumption on the part of the staff that… — Jean Kerr Assumption Copy Share Image
It's easier to write about what you know. I wouldn't write about a Wall Street broker, for example. — Jean Kerr About Copy Share Image
I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure. — Jean Kerr Failure Copy Share Image
Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so… — Jean Kerr Bad situation Copy Share Image
I once truly believed that if I had to stand in line for twenty minutes to have a package gift-wrapped it actually… — Jean Kerr Ifs Copy Share Image
