You can't sleep until noon with the proper elan unless you have some legitimate reason for staying up until three (parties don't… — Jean Kerr Can-t-sleep Copy Share Image
Years ago when a man began to notice that if he stood up on the subway he was immediately replaced by two… — Jean Kerr Fats Copy Share Image
I don't grasp things this early in the day. I mean, I hear voices, all right, but I can't pick out the… — Jean Kerr I can Copy Share Image
Dearer to me than the evening star A Packard car A Hershey bar Or a bride in her rich adorning Dearer than… — Jean Kerr Bars Copy Share Image
Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no matter which way you turned, you got it… — Jean Kerr Life Copy Share Image
It's easier to write about what you know. I wouldn't write about a Wall Street broker, for example. — Jean Kerr About Copy Share Image
Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so… — Jean Kerr Bad situation Copy Share Image
The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible. — Jean Kerr Average Copy Share Image
While in some quarters it is felt that the critic is just a necessary evil, most serious-minded, decent, talented theater people agree… — Jean Kerr Agree Copy Share Image
Real men don't do pickup lines just to sweep off every girls' feet. They do and trust their own instincts knowing what… — Jean Kerr Every girl Copy Share Image
In the beginning, we made the usual mistake of looking at houses we could afford. I am working on a proposition, hereafter… — Jean Kerr Afford Copy Share Image
Being on a ship is something like being pregnant. You can sit there and do absolutely nothing but stare at the water… — Jean Kerr Absolutely nothing Copy Share Image
I know all about improvisation and the free-form that mirrors the chaos of our time, but I do like to feel that… — Jean Kerr Chaos Copy Share Image
To me having a party is something like having a baby. The fact that you got through the last one alive is… — Jean Kerr Alive Copy Share Image
The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. — Jean Kerr Menace Copy Share Image
A man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks. — Jean Kerr Communication Copy Share Image
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way to drink for a living. — Jean Kerr Drink Copy Share Image
Im tired of all the nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. Thats deep enough. What do you want an adorable pancreas? — Jean Kerr Beauty Copy Share Image
Children are different - mentally, physically, spiritually, quantitatively, qualitatively; and furthermore, they're all a little bit nuts. — Jean Kerr Bits Copy Share Image
If you can keep your head when all about are losing theirs, it's just possible that you haven't grasped the situation. — Jean Kerr Havens Copy Share Image
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas? — Jean Kerr Beauty Copy Share Image
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the… — Jean Kerr Divorced Copy Share Image
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. — Jean Kerr Alcohol Copy Share Image
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation. — Jean Kerr Losing Copy Share Image
I have two trifling ambitions in the theater: to make a lot of people laugh and to make a lot of money. — Jean Kerr Ambitions Copy Share Image
The only reason that they say, 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. — Jean Kerr Children Copy Share Image
Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that… — Jean Kerr Baby Copy Share Image
