I was always the last woman on the last down elevator as the store was closing. — Jean Kerr Closing Copy Share Image
... it's impossible to register any emotion without using some muscle which, in time, will produce a wrinkle. ... By the time… — Jean Kerr Emotion Copy Share Image
The only reason that they say, 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. — Jean Kerr Children Copy Share Image
Some enterprising youth should go from door to door on Christmas morning peddling batteries. — Jean Kerr Batteries Copy Share Image
The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. — Jean Kerr Menace Copy Share Image
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. — Jean Kerr Alcohol Copy Share Image
I have two trifling ambitions in the theater: to make a lot of people laugh and to make a lot of money. — Jean Kerr Laugh Copy Share Image
I know what I wish Ralph Nader would investigate next. Marriage. It's not safe, it's not safe at all. — Jean Kerr Knows Copy Share Image
If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all… — Jean Kerr Blur Copy Share Image
Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no matter which way you turned, you got it… — Jean Kerr Life Copy Share Image
“Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it… — Jean Kerr Home Copy Share Image
“the real menace in dealing with a 5-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a 5-year-old.” — Jean Kerr Humor Copy Share Image
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance,… — Jean Kerr Communication Copy Share Image
I thought we talked things out!' 'Yes, and you listened very carefully to every word you had to say. — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
There is this to be said about having money. You get rejected by a higher class of people. — Jean Kerr Class Copy Share Image
Real men don't do pickup lines just to sweep off every girls' feet. They do and trust their own instincts knowing what… — Jean Kerr Every girl Copy Share Image
When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales', they don't necessary think of chairs. — Jean Kerr Chairs Copy Share Image
You can't sleep until noon with the proper elan unless you have some legitimate reason for staying up until three (parties don't… — Jean Kerr Can-t-sleep Copy Share Image
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas? — Jean Kerr Beauty Copy Share Image
While in some quarters it is felt that the critic is just a necessary evil, most serious-minded, decent, talented theater people agree… — Jean Kerr Agree Copy Share Image
If you can keep your head when all about are losing theirs, it's just possible that you haven't grasped the situation. — Jean Kerr Havens Copy Share Image
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people… — Jean Kerr Airplane Copy Share Image
