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Life Quote by Jean Kerr

“Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no matter which way you turned, you got it in the eye.” quote by Jean Kerr — Download Open image

“Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no matter which way you turned, you got it in the eye.”

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Don't be silly. I'm a mature, intelligent woman. Of course I'm afraid of my mother.

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