Alcohol Quote by Jean Kerr

It has been explained to me that toys are packaged in shards, to be assembled by the middle-aged and butter-fingered, because this makes it…

— Jean Kerr

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.

— Jean Kerr

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and…

— Jean Kerr

To me having a party is something like having a baby. The fact that you got through the last one alive is not somehow…

— Jean Kerr

I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.

— Jean Kerr

Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite.

— Jean Kerr

Oh, wouldn't it be wonderful if some manufacturer would make a toy as tough, as staunch, as hard to crack open as the carton…

— Jean Kerr

“Oftentimes, in the evening after they have finished spreading the fertiliser, the writer and his wife sit on the fence - with a wonderful…

— Jean Kerr

Being on a ship is something like being pregnant. You can sit there and do absolutely nothing but stare at the water and have…

— Jean Kerr

Dearer to me than the evening star A Packard car A Hershey bar Or a bride in her rich adorning Dearer than any of…

— Jean Kerr

Don't be silly. I'm a mature, intelligent woman. Of course I'm afraid of my mother.

— Jean Kerr

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way to drink for a living.

— Jean Kerr