Humor Quote by Jean Kerr

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.

— Jean Kerr

“You may be gifted, but you have the maturity of 5 year olds.”

— Paula Pearce

“People might think that five-year-olds can't be cruel, but I have some strong evidence to the contrary".”

— Vera Brosgol

You don't want to be the first person to tell your 5-year-old, like, 'You're going to have a life filled with disappointments and letdowns…

— Maya Rudolph

“If anyone ever told five-year-olds the truth about life, he thought, there’d be a rash of kindergarten suicides. ”

— P.J. Tracy

I think all of us are always five years old in the presence and absence of our parents.

— Sherman Alexie

To be five years old is to be surprised by life. I'm amused by my children's awe at quotidian things - a toy helicopter,…

— Rumaan Alam

“in time-out. That’s how you’re acting—like five-year-olds. It’s time you realized that you are sixteen and way too old for this nonsense. And you”

— Holly Jacobs

When there's five of you, it's difficult to have a say in everything.

— Sarah Harding

Warning to 3-5 yrs old: Be careful about everything you say or do. You'll be hearing about it from parents, for the rest of…

— Nikhil Saluja

Slobodan Milosevic was just as smart as a five-year-old. Five-year-olds have an uncanny way of getting into your psyche, your self-esteem.

— Wesley Clark

“If I were this kid, I’d shit myself too. “Five,”

— C.D. Reiss