Quote by C.D. Reiss Download Open image ““If I were this kid, I’d shit myself too. “Five,”” — C.D. Reiss ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“You may not love her any more, but you respect her. Which is more than I can say for how you feel about me.” — C.D. Reiss Copy Share Image
“Was there anyone before you? You might have thought so at the the time. I feel like no one's ever loved me before. I'm… — C.D. Reiss Copy Share Image
“...Tomorrow I'm going to destroy you. I'm going to mark your body and ruin your mind. By noon, you won't know whether to laugh… — C.D. Reiss Copy Share Image
“I want to fuck you right here, teacup.” “The engraved invitation’s in the mail.” I raised my leg over his waist and he tucked… — C.D. Reiss Copy Share Image
“I was many things. I was submissive. I was masochistic. I was trusting. I was a sexual slave. But obedient? Not as much.” — C.D. Reiss Copy Share Image
“And right now, the only thing I want to face is a certain hot alpha racecar driver on my Kindle.” — C.D. Reiss Copy Share Image
