Lee Goldberg

“Monk worked on his remaining Intertect cases at his dining table while I tried to hone my detecting instincts by reading the…

— Lee Goldberg

“During a Middle East peace talk you insulted the Iraqi ambassador.” “He was a pervert who liked little girls.”

— Lee Goldberg

So there you have it: Nature is a rotten mess. But that's only the beginning. If you take your eyes off it…

— Lee Goldberg

Happiness is an illusion, Natalie. It doesn't actually exist." "Of course it does," I said. "It's what you feel when you're not…

— Lee Goldberg

“I had to stop him from arresting an old lady who let her dog urinate against the fire hydrant that was in…

— Lee Goldberg

“It's a tough job being somebody's personal assistant. You have to anwser their phone, manage their correspondence, run their errands, pay their…

— Lee Goldberg

“When a bird crapped on my window, he called 911.”

— Lee Goldberg

“Of course, that rationalization didn't work at all. It would have helped if I'd had some Oreo cookie ice cream to eat…

— Lee Goldberg

“Standing up for what you believe in comes has a price but backing down exacts a toll that your soul never stops…

— Lee Goldberg

“When I arrived, he was in the kitchen, in the middle of his Sunday morning ritual of cleaning his cleaning supplies.”

— Lee Goldberg

“All Julie has to do is explain to her friends that she's using it to individually seal each item that she throws…

— Lee Goldberg

“Wait a second,” Andy said, snapping his fingers. “You're Vietnamese.” “Don't say it,” Sun warned. But Andy, a grin stretched across his…

— Lee Goldberg

“Figuring out the solutions to puzzling mysteries seems to come so fast and so naturally for him, we just shake our heads…

— Lee Goldberg

“I had to wonder, though, if there's something about a murderer, particularly a confident one, that gives him a certain charisma or…

— Lee Goldberg

“I refilled the wineglass and took it with me for a nice long bubble bath, where I settled in with Ambrose's guide…

— Lee Goldberg

“Numbers are a lot like people. They each have a story. They interact with one another. They entertain. They inform. They deceive.…

— Lee Goldberg

Guilt and fear are a kind of rot. It spreads unless it's cleaned. And there's only one way to do that.

— Lee Goldberg

“Julie nearly fainted when I showed up at home that night with the new Lexus. The first thing she wanted to do…

— Lee Goldberg