Crapped Quote by Lee Goldberg

“Birds ate my face.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“It was 911 calling me. If you can believe it. Them calling me.”

— Robin Black

“I hate to point out the obvious, but here's this tiny bird that's been trying to get through a huge bulletproof glass wall. A…

— Kevin Kwan

“Once, at the peak of our shouting, Bird took a deep breath. At the top of his lungs, he shrieked: “I! HAVE NOT! BEEN!…

— Nicole Krauss

“Today, when I stepped outside, I got shit on by a bird. But I'm still going back outside tomorrow.”

— Christie Craig

“Again and again I heard birds calling, just begging to be eaten.”

— Stephanie Burgis

“A bird once sent out its mating call and in return got the siren of an ambulance.”

— Jarod Kintz

“There was a horrible, erratic thumping in my chest, as if a large bird was trapped inside my ribcage and beating itself to death.”

— Donna Tartt

“911, what’s your emergency?”

— K. Webster

“They gulped, those stupid birds; they ate from the bag and they swallowed with glee. And they choked on giant mouthfuls of my shit.…

— Garth Stein

“This being-nice crap was for the birds.”

— Kerrelyn Sparks

“Our bird when he found the cage open would not fly”

— Bram Stoker