Quote by Lee Goldberg Download Open image ““When a bird crapped on my window, he called 911.”” — Lee Goldberg ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I hate to point out the obvious, but here's this tiny bird that's been trying to get through a huge bulletproof glass wall. A… — Kevin Kwan Copy Share Image
“Once, at the peak of our shouting, Bird took a deep breath. At the top of his lungs, he shrieked: “I! HAVE NOT! BEEN!… — Nicole Krauss Copy Share Image
“Today, when I stepped outside, I got shit on by a bird. But I'm still going back outside tomorrow.” — Christie Craig Copy Share Image
“Again and again I heard birds calling, just begging to be eaten.” — Stephanie Burgis Copy Share Image
“A bird once sent out its mating call and in return got the siren of an ambulance.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There was a horrible, erratic thumping in my chest, as if a large bird was trapped inside my ribcage and beating itself to death.” — Donna Tartt Copy Share Image
“They gulped, those stupid birds; they ate from the bag and they swallowed with glee. And they choked on giant mouthfuls of my shit.… — Garth Stein Copy Share Image
“Monk worked on his remaining Intertect cases at his dining table while I tried to hone my detecting instincts by reading the Murder, She… — Lee Goldberg Copy Share Image
“During a Middle East peace talk you insulted the Iraqi ambassador.” “He was a pervert who liked little girls.” — Lee Goldberg Copy Share Image
So there you have it: Nature is a rotten mess. But that's only the beginning. If you take your eyes off it for one… — Lee Goldberg Copy Share Image
Happiness is an illusion, Natalie. It doesn't actually exist." "Of course it does," I said. "It's what you feel when you're not sad." "That's… — Lee Goldberg Copy Share Image
“I had to stop him from arresting an old lady who let her dog urinate against the fire hydrant that was in front of… — Lee Goldberg Copy Share Image
“It's a tough job being somebody's personal assistant. You have to anwser their phone, manage their correspondence, run their errands, pay their bills, arrange… — Lee Goldberg Copy Share Image
“Of course, that rationalization didn't work at all. It would have helped if I'd had some Oreo cookie ice cream to eat at the… — Lee Goldberg Copy Share Image
“Standing up for what you believe in comes has a price but backing down exacts a toll that your soul never stops paying” — Lee Goldberg Copy Share Image
“When I arrived, he was in the kitchen, in the middle of his Sunday morning ritual of cleaning his cleaning supplies.” — Lee Goldberg Copy Share Image
“All Julie has to do is explain to her friends that she's using it to individually seal each item that she throws out." "Then… — Lee Goldberg Copy Share Image
“Wait a second,” Andy said, snapping his fingers. “You're Vietnamese.” “Don't say it,” Sun warned. But Andy, a grin stretched across his face, couldn't… — Lee Goldberg Copy Share Image
“Figuring out the solutions to puzzling mysteries seems to come so fast and so naturally for him, we just shake our heads in wonder… — Lee Goldberg Copy Share Image
