Jonah Hill

I think sadness is funny.

— Jonah Hill

I think I crapped my pants.

— Jonah Hill

Lets make a baby!

— Jonah Hill

Hey Korean Jesus.

— Jonah Hill

“Tweet it don't beat it”

— Jonah Hill

I'm a big hip hop fan.

— Jonah Hill

Man...I thought this job would have more car chases and shit...

— Jonah Hill

We had no idea, you're like, an amazing actor, man.

— Jonah Hill

It looks like I died in a car crash and you never got over me.

— Jonah Hill

I run and do a lot of push-ups and eat healthy.

— Jonah Hill

Have some fairy dust motherfucker!

— Jonah Hill

You DO have the right to be an attorney, if you want to.

— Jonah Hill

I bet skinny Jonah Hilll isn't as funny as fat Jonah Hill.

— Jonah Hill

I don't like to say mean things about people's hard work.

— Jonah Hill

I was snubbed yet again at this year's Latin Grammys. I'm seriously going to stop putting out Spanish language pop/opera albums.

— Jonah Hill

I have other tastes besides comedy. I love comedy. I adore it, but I love dramatic movies just as much.

— Jonah Hill

I'm very, very attracted to morally ambiguous characters, not just pure bad guys or pure good guys.

— Jonah Hill

When you create something you're free to explore it however you want to do it.

— Jonah Hill

Real World San Diego feels like Paranormal Activity this season and Frank is the Paranormal spirit.

— Jonah Hill

I believe in collaboration. I think that is the most entertaining and effective way to write for me, personally.

— Jonah Hill

The comedy really comes from how badly you want these characters to succeed and with a comedy that's often hard.

— Jonah Hill

I think morality is so individual and personal, and people draw their own lines of what that means for them.

— Jonah Hill

I was thin in high school and then I gained weight. I went to a nutritionist. I learned for the first time…

— Jonah Hill

One of the greatest moments of my career was on the road promoting 'Superbad' with Michael Cera and Chris Mintz-Plasse. We were…

— Jonah Hill

People are so funny. There's no winning with commenters or anonymous people. They'd be rude that I was overweight, and now they're…

— Jonah Hill

A whole generation was raised to learn about comedy from 'The Simpsons.' To get to be in a booth with Homer and…

— Jonah Hill

I started writing and acting in these little plays and then I was discovered by Dustin Hoffman. He got me my first…

— Jonah Hill

I mean, I find things that happened in real life to be the funniest - things that you observe instead of crazy…

— Jonah Hill

When you do your comedy and your drama, your acting style doesn't change. If it's a comedy, the situations and the characters…

— Jonah Hill

People who are just in a restaurant that you would never know are international arms dealers is kind of interesting, they're at…

— Jonah Hill

I directed my first music video for Sara Bareilles. I like writing and directing. I co-wrote '21 Jump Street' and I'm in…

— Jonah Hill

You have more of a responsibility to make the audience laugh. In comedy, we do have to say, "All right, it's been…

— Jonah Hill

I think this movie, 'Moneyball,' symbolizes becoming a man for me, and I think my character becomes a man. It's important to…

— Jonah Hill

The best thing we have going for our movie is that people assume because it's a remake of a TV show that…

— Jonah Hill

It's harder to be funny if you're handsome than if you're very normal-looking. It's just more relatable. You're the underdog. I mean…

— Jonah Hill

If you're trying to make someone happy, you gotta try and make them happy. If you're trying to have a normal conversation,…

— Jonah Hill

When someone who is known as a comedic actor goes to drama, it often doesn't work out, because they really just chose…

— Jonah Hill

Yeah I grew up in the public eye. I became a man in the public eye, which is kind of a bizarre…

— Jonah Hill

Albert Brooks is definitely one of my biggest influences, for sure.

— Jonah Hill

I've never been into just really silly stuff.

— Jonah Hill