Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I think-I need to ask an embarrassing question. Do you think I could borrow a pair of scrubs? I-uh-my pants-" "Oh!" Cried… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
I used to always pull my jersey out of my pants. Earl Tatum was like that, too. I was just more comfortable.… — Bo Ellis Copy Share Image
Style is innate to who I am. My father gave me a picture the other day. I must have been about seven,… — Dylan McDermott Copy Share Image
...that in spite of living in a mansion an American is not above wearing a pair of secondhand pants, bought for fifty… — Jhumpa Lahiri Copy Share Image
I remember my own life as a small boy, son of Jewish immigrants, in a janitor's flat on Orchard and Stanton streets… — Jacob K. Javits Copy Share Image
If you take off your pants and her first reaction is, "Awwww, look at it...like a little baby Jesus." Time to buy… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
We segregate men from women, and no matter how many times we insist that men and women are equal, men and women… — W. J. T. Mitchell Copy Share Image
I wore hot pants and cowboy boots and I thought, 'What have I gotten myself into?' — Alek Wek Copy Share Image
If I did not wear torn pants, orthopedic shoes, frantic disheveled hair, that is to say, if I did not tone down… — Brenda Ueland Copy Share Image
Every ten years a man should give himself a good kick in the pants. — Edward Steichen Copy Share Image
Okay, I know I said I wasn't going to shake things up, but we're going to have to get some pants on… — Mike Mignola Copy Share Image
Drop Pants, Not Bombs. Break Dance, Not Hearts. Draft Beer, Not People. Make LOVE, Not WAR. — Ashley Purdy Copy Share Image
My fashion was not the best in the '80s. I looked crazy as hell. I used to wear my pants tucked into… — Deon Cole Copy Share Image
There is an old saying: if a man comes home with sand in his cuffs and cockleburs in his pants, don't ask… — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
That's the awful thing about dating. Tight underwear. We would all like to be in a big bra and pants and when… — Dawn French Copy Share Image
Hollywood gives a young girl the aura of one giant, self-contained orgy farm, its inhabitants dedicated to crawling into every pair of… — Veronica Lake Copy Share Image
Didn't anyone tell you that size doesn't matter?" "Yes, but I told him to put his pants back on and go home. — Christine Warren Copy Share Image
If you make a fool of yourself, you can do it with dignity, without taking your pants down. And if you do… — William Shatner Copy Share Image
Um, Faythe?” Marc reached for my arm, and a small grin turned up one corner of his beautiful mouth. “As my first… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
I've always had a thing for Catwoman. Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry in tight leather pants, with the boots - I'm pretty… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Drivers are pretty well set, but crew chiefs, they change their business cards like they change their pants. — Chad Knaus Copy Share Image
I love my dad, although I'm definitely critical of him sometimes, like when his pants are too tight. But I love him… — Liv Tyler Copy Share Image
