“I can't remember the last time I crapped in somebody's sink, but I think it may be why I'm not allowed in Home Depot anymore.” — John Cheese Copy Share Image
“I know for an absolute fact that if I ate a meal at one of Gordon Ramsay's restaurants, I would be able to taste… — John Cheese Copy Share Image
“I can't remember the last time I crapped in somebody's sink, but I think it may be why I'm not allowed in Home Depot… — John Cheese Copy Share Image
“Sometimes being a nice person is all about knowing when to be an asshole.” — John Cheese Copy Share Image
“You don't want to completely change who you are you are to please other people. If they want you to change so much that… — John Cheese Copy Share Image
