Home depot Quote by John Cheese

“To the potluck I brought something I randomly found in my fridge. It was the source of the stink.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I peed in the sink. Why? Because there was already someone in the shower.”

— Jarod Kintz

“There was a bill on the counter from the plumber. God, she’d forgotten all about the leak. It seemed impossible that she’d started her…

— J.T. Ellison

“Trouble has set up housekeeping with me, and I can't get rid of it.”

— Elaine Hussey

“I told him he needed a faucet and a basin, and I let this information sink in.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If you have a garbage in head, house cleaners won't help you.”

— Tamerlan Kuzgov

“Hallverson at the head of the table. “Hmm,” Hallverson says. “I’m not sure our plumbing can”

— Casey Calouette

“I just peed in the sink. Why? Because there was already somebody in the bathtub.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Problem is, the bathroom pass can't help you escape life. It's still there when you come out. Problems and crap don't go away hiding…

— Simone Elkeles

“Budge stomps into the room. “Do you know you have a blob of brown stuff on your nose?” “My life is in the crapper.”…

— Jenny B. Jones

“Inside, I gagged. The floor was awash with excrement. Blocked toilet bowls brimmed with sewage. The place looked as if it hadn’t been cleaned…

— Geraldine Brooks

“if you can't eat it or screw it, piss on it and walk away”

— A dog