When I'm bored on my day off I like to call in sick to places I don't work for.. Today I'm getting… — John Vercetti Funny Copy Share Image
If I had a dollar for everytime someone over 40 told me my generation sucks, then I could afford a house in… — John Vercetti Economy Copy Share Image
The ugly truth about being butt hurt is even if you say you're not, it's obvious that you are — John Vercetti Insulted Copy Share Image
There has been times where I thought I was in love...until I came — John Vercetti Funny Copy Share Image
I have a theory that women don't fart, they hold it in until it comes out as drama. — John Vercetti Funny Copy Share Image
O booty calls, booty calls! wherefore art thou booty calls? — John Vercetti Booty call Copy Share Image
Being a hoe is kinda like being an alcoholic, once you are one you'll always be considered one, you're either a hoe… — John Vercetti Funny Copy Share Image
I don't bother with fancy pick up lines. I just say You're gonna get stabbed: do you want metal or meat? — John Vercetti Funny Copy Share Image
Step 1 - Change your Wi-Fi password to blowmefirst. Step 2 - Wait for someone to ask you for it. — John Vercetti Funny Copy Share Image
I saw a girl texting and driving the other day and it really pissed me off, so I rolled down my window… — John Vercetti Driving Copy Share Image
If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs. — John Vercetti Dating Copy Share Image
That moment you see a girl you could've smashed looking good but blew it by being an asshole — John Vercetti Looking good Copy Share Image
Miley cyrus flat as a ruler everywhere tf she always twerkin for?..she need to twerk that flat ass back to disney channel — John Vercetti Disney Copy Share Image
