Fart Quote by John Vercetti Download Open image “I have a theory that women don't fart, they hold it in until it comes out as drama.” — John Vercetti ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comes Drama Fart Fart Hold Funny Theory Women Women Women Don
Farting isn't ladylike? Well, neither is giving a blowjob, but I have never heard you complaining about that! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Farting is natures way of telling someone to fuck off but in a nicer way. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
In real life people fart, in the movies, people don't. Why not? Farts are a repressed minority. The mouth gets to say all kinds… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
There are too many people writing about whether they just farted or not. — Mick Hucknall Copy Share Image
Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we don't want to know that… — Ryan Hansen Copy Share Image
You're not a real man until you've loved a woman who does a little dance before she pushes out a fart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I wouldn't fart in front of my wife, and she wouldn't do it in front of me. — Harry Redknapp Copy Share Image
Farts come from no one and nowhere; they are anonymous emanations that belong to the group as a whole, and even when every person… — Paul Auster Copy Share Image
You know what, I think maybe it's because men like to fart, and the host wants to be able to sit in his writers'… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
If you are trying to impress a woman, leave any sort of show farting out of the equation. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When I'm bored on my day off I like to call in sick to places I don't work for.. Today I'm getting written up… — John Vercetti Copy Share Image
If I had a dollar for everytime someone over 40 told me my generation sucks, then I could afford a house in the economy… — John Vercetti Copy Share Image
The ugly truth about being butt hurt is even if you say you're not, it's obvious that you are — John Vercetti Copy Share Image
Being a hoe is kinda like being an alcoholic, once you are one you'll always be considered one, you're either a hoe or a… — John Vercetti Copy Share Image
I don't bother with fancy pick up lines. I just say You're gonna get stabbed: do you want metal or meat? — John Vercetti Copy Share Image
Step 1 - Change your Wi-Fi password to blowmefirst. Step 2 - Wait for someone to ask you for it. — John Vercetti Copy Share Image
I saw a girl texting and driving the other day and it really pissed me off, so I rolled down my window and threw… — John Vercetti Copy Share Image
If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs. — John Vercetti Copy Share Image
Many individuals spend a considerable portion of their lifetimes in terror of one imagined catastrophe or another. The classic is that your immortal soul… — L. Neil Smith Copy Share Image
My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts. — Carl Barron Copy Share Image
Since Jesus was human then he most assuredly farted and burped. And if God did create us in God's image then God must fart… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
“I'll meet you outside," I said. No way was I actually doing to shout 'I have to pee' at the top of my lungs.” — Stella Lennon Copy Share Image
“I wanted to stop peeing but couldn't, of course. Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Stop it. If you say sorry one more time I'm gonna go find something of yours and pee on it, I swear.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“He thinks about it for a moment. "All right. I'll go firts" He takes a deep breath. Do you know what a bidet is?… — Jamie Ponti Copy Share Image
“What the hell do you know? You don’t understand what Hollywood wants. I need to be skinny.” “Okay. Okay. How about a salad?” “No!… — Elise Sax Copy Share Image
I'm never going to write fart jokes, because I feel like I have a responsibility to the audience to give them good stuff. I… — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
Get out of bed to pee or stay in bed where I'm comfortable? Just another one of life's many tough decisions.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are more microbes per person than the entire population of the world. Imagine that. Per person. This means that if the time scale… — Alan Bennett Copy Share Image
