Driving Quote by John Vercetti

“I saw a girl texting and driving the other day and it really pissed me off, so I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her”

John Vercetti

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I have a theory that women don't fart, they hold it in until it comes out as drama.

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O booty calls, booty calls! wherefore art thou booty calls?

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I don't bother with fancy pick up lines. I just say You're gonna get stabbed: do you want metal or meat?

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Step 1 - Change your Wi-Fi password to blowmefirst. Step 2 - Wait for someone to ask you for it.

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Make sure you taste your word's, before you spit'em out.

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If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs.

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