Fart Quote by Harry Redknapp Download Open image “I wouldn't fart in front of my wife, and she wouldn't do it in front of me.” — Harry Redknapp ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fart Front Marriage Me She Wife
I'm not a fan of purposely farting in front of other people. If you have to fart, leave the room. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I have never farted in front of a guy I fancied before - I was so embarrassed!. — Rebecca Loos Copy Share Image
If you were home alone in the middle of the night, and you heard a fart, would you laugh or be scared? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you fart in front of someone you don't know and they hear it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you're in bed and you're married to someone, don't fart under the covers and trap her under the covers, because she gets pissed. — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
Spending so much time on the road, I get to fart all the time. Then when it's, like, Thanksgiving dinner and I'm sitting with… — Tom DeLonge Copy Share Image
You can look at stats as much as you want - and we do - but you can have too much of it. You… — Harry Redknapp Copy Share Image
I've enjoyed my time at every club I have worked at, I've been lucky, but I won't jump in and finish up working with… — Harry Redknapp Copy Share Image
Losing produces a weird reaction in me. I surrender all sense of perspective. It's ridiculous, really. All this over a football match. — Harry Redknapp Copy Share Image
I've heard of Francis Drake and Ted Drake. But I don't know who Drake is. — Harry Redknapp Copy Share Image
Lionel Messi reminds me of George Best, the way he would run with the ball tight to his foot. — Harry Redknapp Copy Share Image
I don't think there is any place in football for drinking. I have said on several occasions to players: You don't put diesel in… — Harry Redknapp Copy Share Image
Scholes was playing tiki-taka football when nobody in England knew what it was. He was another of those players, like Denis Law or Bobby… — Harry Redknapp Copy Share Image
Many individuals spend a considerable portion of their lifetimes in terror of one imagined catastrophe or another. The classic is that your immortal soul… — L. Neil Smith Copy Share Image
My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts. — Carl Barron Copy Share Image
Since Jesus was human then he most assuredly farted and burped. And if God did create us in God's image then God must fart… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
“I'll meet you outside," I said. No way was I actually doing to shout 'I have to pee' at the top of my lungs.” — Stella Lennon Copy Share Image
“I wanted to stop peeing but couldn't, of course. Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Stop it. If you say sorry one more time I'm gonna go find something of yours and pee on it, I swear.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“He thinks about it for a moment. "All right. I'll go firts" He takes a deep breath. Do you know what a bidet is?… — Jamie Ponti Copy Share Image
“What the hell do you know? You don’t understand what Hollywood wants. I need to be skinny.” “Okay. Okay. How about a salad?” “No!… — Elise Sax Copy Share Image
I'm never going to write fart jokes, because I feel like I have a responsibility to the audience to give them good stuff. I… — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
Get out of bed to pee or stay in bed where I'm comfortable? Just another one of life's many tough decisions.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are more microbes per person than the entire population of the world. Imagine that. Per person. This means that if the time scale… — Alan Bennett Copy Share Image
