Clever facebook status Quote by Anonymous

If I'm alone in the car and I fart, I still laugh at it. It's the little things that keep us civilised.

— Dana Gould

I wouldn't fart in front of my wife, and she wouldn't do it in front of me.

— Harry Redknapp

The awkward moment when you think you do a silent fart and it comes out like a machine gun.

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when you fart in front of someone you don't know and they hear it.

— Anonymous

The awkward moment when your chair makes a farting noise and you can't make the noise again to prove u didn't fart…

— Lol

IF I wanted to hear an asshole...Id fart!

— Anonymous

Nothing makes me laugh more than farting.

— Kate McKinnon

That awkward moment when you have to fart. butt ur afraid of how it's going to sound

— Blah

I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.

— Harold Ramis

With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.

— Abraham Lincoln

That awkward moment when you see someone coming your way after you've just farted.

— Green Monk

I just find all that stuff incredibly funny. I love a fart. I'd do anything for a good poo story.

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge