Awkward moment Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “That awkward moment when you see someone coming your way after you've just farted.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Awkward moment Funny Time
That awkward moment when you fart in front of someone you don't know and they hear it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you fart and your friend says I think one of the dogs just farted. — Lexi Lou Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you think you do a silent fart and it comes out like a machine gun. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when someone farts in the elevator and looks at you to see if you notice :P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone bends down to pick something up and farts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have never farted in front of a guy I fancied before - I was so embarrassed!. — Rebecca Loos Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when your chair makes a farting noise and you can't make the noise again to prove u didn't fart… — Lol Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you have to fart. butt ur afraid of how it's going to sound — Blah Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“If it makes you feel any better, he’s been all sad doll lately too.” “What are you talking about, Chels?” Chelsea stopped walking and… — Kimberly Derting Copy Share Image
“That awkward moment when you jump out a window because your friend jumped out a window, then you remember that your other friend can… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you stop at a red light and look over to someone staring at you.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you get your period and others know before you...Embarrassing — Smile So Pretty Copy Share Image
“That’s some awkward prose right there. Awkward like a Redditor talking to women.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That uncomfortable moment when you're in the car and you look at the people in the car next to you. Then you realize they're… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when Mitt suggests getting rid of FEMA on TV and then Hurricane Sandy hits the East Coast right before the election. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're creepin on someone through Facebook and accidentally like one of their posts... — Mswazi Omarion Copy Share Image
“Before, I thought that my life was just one big awkward moment. I needed to learn to fit in. To walk away from the… — PaulalaMae Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you hand someone your phone to show them one picture & then they start scrolling through the rest without asking. — Bernajoy Vaal Copy Share Image
That awkward moment, when you're out in public and you hear someone call your name. Just to turn around and figure out that it… — Emma Swenson Copy Share Image
