Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “I always just farted.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
That awkward moment when you see someone coming your way after you've just farted. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I have never farted in front of a guy I fancied before - I was so embarrassed!. — Rebecca Loos Copy Share Image
There are too many people writing about whether they just farted or not. — Mick Hucknall Copy Share Image
There I sat all broken hearted, Tried to shit and only farted. Later on I took a chance, Tried to fart and shit my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not a fan of purposely farting in front of other people. If you have to fart, leave the room. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
