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Im not the type of bitch to get all serious and shit, but I just farted.

— Patience

I always just farted.

— Nikhil Saluja

That awkward moment when you see someone coming your way after you've just farted.

— Green Monk

I just sharted myself. That's when you fart and you shit yourself on accident!

— Kris Jenner

Admit it, you've farted & blamed it on somebody else before.

— Anonymous

The awkward moment when your chair makes a farting noise and you can't make the noise again to prove u didn't fart.....

— Lol

I don't feel so good." Lula said. And she farted. She squeezed her eyes shut tight and did a full minute-long fart. "Excuse me."…

— Janet Evanovich

I regret having held in even a single fart for you.

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when you fart and your friend says I think one of the dogs just farted.

— Lexi Lou

I farted then she ran away :o

— Patience

FART THEN WAIT TILL SOMEBODY ELSE SMELL IT THEN BLAME THEM....AND YOU KNOW YOU DID IT..

— Renneec

Next time you fart, turn to the nearest person and say, Did you hear that asshole talk shit behind my back?

— Green Monk