Being nice Quote by Demetri Martin

“It would be nice if people said, God bless you not just when you sneezed but also when you farted.”

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I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance.

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Tic Tacs are the maracas of breath mints.

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When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole.

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I think they named the orange before the carrot.

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I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front…

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How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray.

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Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That…

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I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead.

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Never be less interesting than your refrigerator magnets.

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I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.

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A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.

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He put his arms around her. “Well, in my defense, then, whatever I did seemed to work, didn't it?” She sighed. “I suppose.” “You…

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Somewhere where people aren't so mad would be nice, but I don't know if there is anywhere like that.

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“When we are nice to others, we generally lose all claim to their respect.”

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Being nice from now on, leaving the old BS where it's at.

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I can see that I imagine all kinds of rejection that never happens. I can see that I beg and plead for love that…

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I think music is better listened to with other people. Music is better shared. It depends what situation you're in - if it's a…

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