I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs. — Barbara Woodhouse Copy Share Image
The Italians have voices like peacocks - German gives me a cold in the head - and Russian is nothing but sneezing — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Rumors of sneezing, kissing, tears, sweat, and saliva spreading AIDS caused people to panic. — Ryan White Copy Share Image
It would be nice if people said, God bless you not just when you sneezed but also when you farted. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
The Cat on your hearthstone to this day presages, By solemnly sneezing, the coming of rain! — Arthur Guiterman Copy Share Image
Christian Scientists not only don't like to acknowledge illness; they don't like to see it. On occasion, I was sent to my… — Caroline Fraser Copy Share Image
I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five hours. I tried to find out what sort… — James Thurber Copy Share Image
All on-set kisses are weird, no matter who it is, especially with people standing around coughing and sneezing. It's very uncomfortable! — Bella Heathcote Copy Share Image
“They say a sneeze is 1/10th of an orgasm. And you can’t fake a sneeze. Maybe that’s why I like sneezing into… — Jarod KIntz Copy Share Image
“The day was not far off when, as the saying goes, if Wall Street sneezed, the rest of the world would catch… — Hugh Brogan Copy Share Image
Dear coughing and sneezing please go away…! otherwise my friend medicine here... will strike you down badly…!!!!!! don't force me to take...… — Vishal Joshi Copy Share Image
He stepped forward, took a deep breath, and doubled over in a sneezing fit. My werewolf was allergic to tortoises. Why me? — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Almost sneezing is like almost having an orgasm. Sure it tickles getting there, but if you don't get the release you were… — Karyn Bosnak Copy Share Image
Winter's here, and you feel lousy: You're coughing and sneezing; your muscles ache; your nose is an active mucus volcano. These symptoms… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Allergies, it seems like everyone is developing them. I lived an allergy free life until I passed through a computed tomography X-ray… — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
Sneezing absorbs all the functions of the soul just as much as the [sexual] act, but we do not draw from it… — Blaise Pascal Copy Share Image
Can't we sleep ten minutes more? I was having a lovely dream about sneezing without covering my mouth, and giving everybody germs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you take a reasonable amount of vitamin C regularly, the incidence of the common cold goes down. If you get a… — Linus Pauling Copy Share Image
Boy: I love you ... Girl: Achoo! ... Boy: I will never hurt you ... Girl: Achoooo! ... Boy: You're my everything… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Music is the only thing in this world, with the exception of sneezing and looking at the sunset, that takes you to… — Stephan Jenkins Copy Share Image
![“Sneezing absorbs all the functions of the soul just as much as the [sexual] act, but we do not draw from it the same conclusions against the greatness of man, because it is involuntary; although we bring it about, we do so involuntarily. It is not for the sake of the thing in itself but for…” quote by Blaise Pascal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/461/blaise-pascal-167_conclusion_sneezing-absorbs-all-the-functions-of-th_3141969.jpg)
