Quote by Mason Cooley Download Open image “Orgasm: the genitals sneezing.” — Mason Cooley ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
A sneeze is like a little orgasm. Sometimes it helps to close your eyes and think about your twitter crush. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“I mean, it's just sex. It's simple biology, right? You build up tension and stress-- you need to open a valve somewhere and let… — Louisa Edwards Copy Share Image
“Almost sneezing is like almost having an orgasm. Sure it tickles getting there, but if you don't get the release you were hoping for… — Karyn Bosnak Copy Share Image
“They say a sneeze is 1/10th of an orgasm. And you can’t fake a sneeze. Maybe that’s why I like sneezing into my wife’s… — Jarod KIntz Copy Share Image
Sneezing absorbs all the functions of the soul just as much as the [sexual] act, but we do not draw from it the same… — Blaise Pascal Copy Share Image
I am pretty sure that, if you will be quite honest, you will admit that a good rousing sneeze, one that tears open your… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
“With a sudden pressure heralded by pricks of sweat along my drastically receding hairline, I swab the bottom of my salad plate with a… — Jennifer Egan Copy Share Image
“Sneezes Breezes Go through the treezes Girls wear skirts upto their kneezes And it gives guys different Diseases” — Taihera Copy Share Image
Nostalgia keeps dissolving the ironic narratives in which I have contained my past. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
Even the most abject have a sense of superiority based on powerful though undefined merits. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
Literary tradition is full of lies about poverty-the jolly beggar, the poor but happy milkmaid, the wholesome diet of porridge, etc. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
My intentions go one way, my desires another. Thus I feel both self-indulgent and deprived. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
