Clever facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “That ugly moment when you about to sneeze.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Clever facebook status Time Ugly
Worst Feeling Ever: Needing to sneeze, just about to sneeze...don't sneeze. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Imagine this: You're home alone and you sneeze, Suddenly the phone rings and you answer, then someone whispers Bless you and hangs up — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Before I knew what was happening, I had a fistful of spears around my neck like a collar. I could have shaved myself with… — Robert Jordan Copy Share Image
A sneeze is like a little orgasm. Sometimes it helps to close your eyes and think about your twitter crush. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dear Sneeze, if you're gonna happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and leave it at that. Sincerely, I look like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Unwonted circumstances may make us all rather unlike ourselves: there are conditions under which the most majestic person is obliged to sneeze, and our… — George Eliot Copy Share Image
Dear sneeze, if you're gonna happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and leave it at that. Sincerely . I looklike… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when choke on your spit and start coughing uncontrollably... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“With a sudden pressure heralded by pricks of sweat along my drastically receding hairline, I swab the bottom of my salad plate with a… — Jennifer Egan Copy Share Image
“Almost sneezing is like almost having an orgasm. Sure it tickles getting there, but if you don't get the release you were hoping for… — Karyn Bosnak Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how you did it... — Jade Williams Copy Share Image
I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That moment when you realized that your enemies are longer sticking around you than your friends. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs, with a… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Girl Logic: Maybe if I wear this shirt that shows my boobs I'll meet a nice guy who wants me for my personality. — Seth Rogan Copy Share Image
