Grumpy: Ya crazy fool! Fine time ya picked to sneeze! Sneezy: I couldn't help it. I can't tell. When you gotta, you… — Snow White Copy Share Image
Be able to sneeze without sounding ridiculous. That means neither stifling yourself or spraying your immediate vicinity. — Marilyn vos Savant Copy Share Image
Don't you tickle my foot bottom ha ha baby please. Don't you play with my nose I might ha chum sneeze. — Shaggy Copy Share Image
“I haven't told why I wrote the book, but I haven't told you why I sneeze, either. A book is a sneeze.” — E.B. White Copy Share Image
I hate it when you're brushing your teeth and you suddenly have to sneeze.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Allow me," said the elf, proffering Gimlet's beard to Frito, who was now sneezing uncontrollably.” — The Harvard Lampoon Copy Share Image
Just when I start to think I lack talent, I sneeze and fart at the same time. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's because when we sneeze, our soul flies out our nose and if no one says 'bless you,' the devil can snatch… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
“Everyone is the Umbrella Man and he is everyone. Every cough, sneeze, smile and wave means both everything and nothing. The signals… — Craig Clevenger Copy Share Image
Imagine this: You're home alone and you sneeze, Suddenly the phone rings and you answer, then someone whispers Bless you and hangs… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I want to kiss God on His nose and watch Him sneeze and so do you. Not out of disrespect. Out of… — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
“You’d better get busy, though, buddy. The goddamn sands run out on you every time you turn around. I know what I’m… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Before I knew what was happening, I had a fistful of spears around my neck like a collar. I could have shaved… — Robert Jordan Copy Share Image
Telling people at a dinner party you drive a Nissan Almera is like telling them you've got the Ebola virus and you're… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
God is being siphoned out of the public arena. People don't even say God bless you when you sneeze anymore. I want… — Orson Bean Copy Share Image
Dear Sneeze, if you're gonna happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and leave it at that. Sincerely, I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I seem to be allergic to whatever that terrible smell is," said Gateman when the urge to sneeze had finally subsided. "What… — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share Image
A sneeze travels at a peak velocity of two hundred miles per hour. A burp, more slowly; a fart, slower yet. But… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
It's a soft-sounding word, 'never,' but its velvety timbre can't hide its sharp edges...Never pressed down on him. It grabbed him by… — Kathi Appelt Copy Share Image
Since we’re playing that game… I tilted my face up to his and gave him a lovesick gaze. “Do you have to… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Allergies, it seems like everyone is developing them. I lived an allergy free life until I passed through a computed tomography X-ray… — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
I wish there was a book of just photos of people's faces taken right before they sneeze. — Ariana Grande Copy Share Image
“I held in the sneeze, though, by thinking of the word cucumber. It always works.” — Merrie Haskell Copy Share Image
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