Jokes Quote by Curly Download Open image “Dont sneeze! Your brain is so small, it might slip out” — Curly ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Jokes
Dear Sneeze, if you're gonna happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and leave it at that. Sincerely, I look like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear sneeze, if you're gonna happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and leave it at that. Sincerely . I looklike… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Be able to sneeze without sounding ridiculous. That means neither stifling yourself or spraying your immediate vicinity. — Marilyn vos Savant Copy Share Image
A sneeze is like a little orgasm. Sometimes it helps to close your eyes and think about your twitter crush. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Why do I always have nonstop sneezes in the wrong place at the wrong time..? WHY???? — Sachithra Copy Share Image
You must not sneeze. If you have a vehement cold you must take no notice of it; if your nose membranes feel a great… — Fanny Burney Copy Share Image
If you're in a confined aircraft; when one person sneezes, it goes all the way through the aircraft. — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
It's because when we sneeze, our soul flies out our nose and if no one says 'bless you,' the devil can snatch it. — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
Laugh youre heart out, Dance in the rain. Cherish The Moment, Ignore the pain, Live, Laugh, Love, forgive and forget. Lifes too Short To… — Curly Copy Share Image
My teacher told me to write down what I wanted to be when I grow up. I wrote down happy. When I showed it… — Curly Copy Share Image
There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable¦ But looking at you¦that is just illegal!!! — Curly Copy Share Image
When your mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering. — Curly Copy Share Image
Teacher: What tense is I am beautiful in? Student: Its surely the past tense. — Curly Copy Share Image
A book is like a treasure chest¦. You open it, and the words are the treasures. If you sleep with your book under your… — Curly Copy Share Image
Life is like a video game, except we dont have extra lives, retries, pause or continues A creative life is a fulfilling life¦ as… — Curly Copy Share Image
A book is like carrying a garden in your pocket. It always is full of life, new smells, and new things to see. Always… — Curly Copy Share Image
Everybody wants happiness nobody wants pain. But you cant hav a rainbow without a little rain. — Curly Copy Share Image
Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh wait thats your face. — Curly Copy Share Image
“Our world will not die as a result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
There is plenty of time for Republicans to have a Macaca moment. But right now, as of October 17, 2014, the Republican Senate candidates… — Matthew Continetti Copy Share Image
I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think. A circus baby. I coulda played a great street urchin or ragamuffin. Or… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
“A traveling salesman was driving in the country when his car broke down. He hiked several miles to a farmhouse and asked the farmer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was interested in all kinds of things, whether it be Avatar, Mad Men, Troy, 300, Battlestar Gallactica, or the poems of Horace and… — Daniel Mendelsohn Copy Share Image
I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being a "joke… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Worship isn't destructive, Martin. I know that. I don't. I only know it's the core of his life. What else has he got? He… — Peter Shaffer Copy Share Image
I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
