Teacher: What tense is I am beautiful in? Student: Its surely the past tense. — Curly Jokes Copy Share Image
When your mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering. — Curly Insult Copy Share Image
Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh wait thats your face. — Curly Acne Copy Share Image
A book is like a treasure chest¦. You open it, and the words are the treasures. If you sleep with your book… — Curly Book Copy Share Image
Everybody wants happiness nobody wants pain. But you cant hav a rainbow without a little rain. — Curly Happiness Copy Share Image
There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable¦ But looking at you¦that is just illegal!!! — Curly Illegal Copy Share Image
A book is like carrying a garden in your pocket. It always is full of life, new smells, and new things to… — Curly Book Copy Share Image
Laugh youre heart out, Dance in the rain. Cherish The Moment, Ignore the pain, Live, Laugh, Love, forgive and forget. Lifes too… — Curly Dance in the rain Copy Share Image
My teacher told me to write down what I wanted to be when I grow up. I wrote down happy. When I… — Curly Life Copy Share Image
Youre so ugly you have to sneak up on a glass of water just to see your reflection. — Curly Insults Copy Share Image
My mom says pigs dont eat biscuits¦ So I better take that one out of your hand. — Curly Biscuits Copy Share Image
Its not that Im smarter than you, its just that youre dumber than everyone else. — Curly Dumber Copy Share Image
Holy wow! it looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork. — Curly Face Copy Share Image
Im not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed. — Curly Communication Copy Share Image
Whats the point of putting on makeup, a monkey is gonna stay a monkey. — Curly Insult Copy Share Image
Im ridiculously awesome; therefore I live a ridiculously awesome life with ridiculously awesome friends!! — Curly Friendship Copy Share Image
You hate me? even better! You think you know me? you have no clue! You dont have to love me! You dont… — Curly Attitude Copy Share Image
Life is like a video game, except we dont have extra lives, retries, pause or continues A creative life is a fulfilling… — Curly Creative life Copy Share Image
Dont like me? Your problem. Think Im trippin? Tie my shoes. Cant stand me? Sit down. Cant face me? Turn around. Think… — Curly Attitude Copy Share Image
Youre so ugly, when you were born, the doctor said Wheres the baby? Youre so ugly, when you were born, your parents… — Curly Jokes Copy Share Image
Life is sweeter than sugar but at the same time it is as sour as a lemon. — Curly Life Copy Share Image
