Jokes Quote by Curly Download Open image “My mom says pigs dont eat biscuits¦ So I better take that one out of your hand.” — Curly ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Jokes
“I never met a pig I didn't like. All pigs are intelligent, emotional, and sensitive souls. They all love company. They all crave contact… — Sy Montgomery Copy Share Image
Pigs eat grass if they are very hungry, but they can't use it as a regular source of food. — Marvin Harris Copy Share Image
The pig is the most shameless animal on the face of the earth. It is the only animal that invites its friends to have… — Zakir Naik Copy Share Image
The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. — Joel Salatin Copy Share Image
Who can't like pigs? They're wonderful creatures! I've always liked pigs. — Alexander McCall Smith Copy Share Image
Biscuits are sweet things in Britain, and apparently in America a biscuit is something like a scone, something savory that you'd have with soup. — Mini Grey Copy Share Image
“Pigs might make great pets, but they make better breakfast. I’ll take one big snuggle, with a side of scrambled eggs.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Laugh youre heart out, Dance in the rain. Cherish The Moment, Ignore the pain, Live, Laugh, Love, forgive and forget. Lifes too Short To… — Curly Copy Share Image
My teacher told me to write down what I wanted to be when I grow up. I wrote down happy. When I showed it… — Curly Copy Share Image
There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable¦ But looking at you¦that is just illegal!!! — Curly Copy Share Image
When your mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering. — Curly Copy Share Image
Teacher: What tense is I am beautiful in? Student: Its surely the past tense. — Curly Copy Share Image
A book is like a treasure chest¦. You open it, and the words are the treasures. If you sleep with your book under your… — Curly Copy Share Image
Life is like a video game, except we dont have extra lives, retries, pause or continues A creative life is a fulfilling life¦ as… — Curly Copy Share Image
A book is like carrying a garden in your pocket. It always is full of life, new smells, and new things to see. Always… — Curly Copy Share Image
Everybody wants happiness nobody wants pain. But you cant hav a rainbow without a little rain. — Curly Copy Share Image
Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh wait thats your face. — Curly Copy Share Image
“Our world will not die as a result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
There is plenty of time for Republicans to have a Macaca moment. But right now, as of October 17, 2014, the Republican Senate candidates… — Matthew Continetti Copy Share Image
I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think. A circus baby. I coulda played a great street urchin or ragamuffin. Or… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
“A traveling salesman was driving in the country when his car broke down. He hiked several miles to a farmhouse and asked the farmer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was interested in all kinds of things, whether it be Avatar, Mad Men, Troy, 300, Battlestar Gallactica, or the poems of Horace and… — Daniel Mendelsohn Copy Share Image
I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being a "joke… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Worship isn't destructive, Martin. I know that. I don't. I only know it's the core of his life. What else has he got? He… — Peter Shaffer Copy Share Image
I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
