Accusing Quote by Jay Mohr

I tell a lot of jokes. Most of the jokes just happen to come; they're not planned jokes. I like when people laugh with…

— Lorrie Morgan

There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you…

— Larry David

As you can tell from watching the show, I'm not a strong joke writer per se.

— Janeane Garofalo

When people come in to act on the show, we say, "Just be extremely dry and not funny. Let the idea be the joke."…

— Tim Heidecker

I look at some 'Fast Shows' now and I just think, 'Where are the jokes?'

— Paul Whitehouse

I don't do jokes. The characters are my jokes.

— Jonathan Winters

I've had jokes stolen a thousand times. But if you can do it better than me, you can have it. I've had jokes stolen…

— J. B. Smoove

I don't have to worry about writing jokes. I just tell stories about things that have happened to me. As long as I'm alive…

— Gabriel Iglesias

I hate it when people come to comedy shows thinking it's going to be simply all about laughing at jokes.

— Deon Cole

I don't take jokes from other people. It's really not cool to steal jokes from anybody. It's not cool to steal anything from anybody.…

— Brian Regan

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost.

— Milton Berle

I love the idea that we put in jokes the kids don't get. And that later, when they grow up and read a few…

— Matt Groening