My wife and I have long discussions about [George] Carlin, and we refuse to accept that he died an atheist. It's just,… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I've been doing stand-up 29 years; there is no other career when you're finding your stride 30 years into it. — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
After spending the last 15 years guest hosting, I couldn't be happier to get the opportunity to host my own show! I'm… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
There's not a rocket scientist, not a doctor, not an accountant that 30 years in goes, "Oh, now I'm getting it. Now… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
[George Carlin] was obsessive about time; he was obsessive compulsive about his material and making things shorter and more perfect. He did… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
This happens to me every couple of years. I'll look at someone I respect and I'll realize that he's outworking me. It… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
My act now is completely different. I took two years off when I first got with my wife and it was because… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As an experiment, it seemed like a swell… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I've asked Comedy Central, and they just say, "I don't know." It took Showtime two years to put my special on DVD.… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
[Joan Rivers] is fantastic. AND SHE'S 80! There's no 80-year-old pitcher. If you're a running back and you're 28 they're like, "Oh,… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
What I've realized in the last year, 80% of my act has already happened to me, and it's not until you retell… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I think, here's what I've realized from interviewing people, and I've been very open about my Catholicism and my love of Christ and I… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being a "joke… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I'm telling you, I could teach at a university, [George] Carlin, a whole semester. The construction and deconstruction of the words, the language, the… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
My wife and I have long discussions about [George] Carlin, and we refuse to accept that he died an atheist. It's just, confounding. When… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I remember I used to go to The Laugh Factory and just goof off onstage, and then I'd see Dane Cook. He did a… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I didn't want to fight a guy from England. What if I lose? Not that English guys aren't strong, but who wants to get… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
All that waiting around for a glimmer of stage time, just getting angry every week... It was just an oppressive, horrible, horrible place to… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
First of all, my wife writes half my act. I don't know how I could "steal" from my wife. — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
If there are 1,500 people in a theater and they're all there to see you, there are no other guys. You're the guy. So… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I'm a comic because I don't want to do the nine-to-five, I have to modify that and say I'm a comic because I have… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
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