You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
If you were an actor, anybody could go on Broadway and take a George Carlin hour and do it on stage as… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
After spending the last 15 years guest hosting, I couldn't be happier to get the opportunity to host my own show! I'm… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Most importantly, how impressive can I be to people that bought tickets, where they never feel, "It was pretty good." If anyone… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
It's always a job when you're the reason they're assembling. If you're just doing shows and you're on a lineup with eight… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
The first time I watched [Keith] Olbermann, his opening monologue, I completely changed the way I approached my radio show. — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
The anxiety is, "Are they going to come?" and when you get there and it's full you say, "I'm good. I can… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
My radio show, I'd show up, I'd read the data, and I would have sound bites and stuff like that. — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
As far as in my career, I don't know what other form there is. I would love to do a talk show. — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
All I can do when I'm on stage is do a show where when I come back into town they cannot possibly… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
My career isn't gonna screetch to a halt because some guy in Westbury filmed ten minutes of the show. "Well, we were… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
There was never a moment in George Carlin's career where he dipped below an A+. When he came out with the "Hippie… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
When you're on the road, it gets a bit crazy. I've been on the road for about two weeks, and squeezed about… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Marc Maron's podcast success has nothing to do with my podcast success. If I do a quarter of a million downloads, I… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I'm oddly not competitive. What I love about show business is there is a home for everyone. — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I miss third grade because you could kill people in dodgeball. Remember the rules to dodgeball? If you're fat or have glasses,… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I think, here's what I've realized from interviewing people, and I've been very open about my Catholicism and my love of Christ and I… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being a "joke… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I'm telling you, I could teach at a university, [George] Carlin, a whole semester. The construction and deconstruction of the words, the language, the… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
My wife and I have long discussions about [George] Carlin, and we refuse to accept that he died an atheist. It's just, confounding. When… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I remember I used to go to The Laugh Factory and just goof off onstage, and then I'd see Dane Cook. He did a… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I didn't want to fight a guy from England. What if I lose? Not that English guys aren't strong, but who wants to get… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
All that waiting around for a glimmer of stage time, just getting angry every week... It was just an oppressive, horrible, horrible place to… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
First of all, my wife writes half my act. I don't know how I could "steal" from my wife. — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
If there are 1,500 people in a theater and they're all there to see you, there are no other guys. You're the guy. So… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I'm a comic because I don't want to do the nine-to-five, I have to modify that and say I'm a comic because I have… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
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