Ifs Quote by Jay Mohr Download Open image “If anyone thinks my show was 'pretty good,' then I've completely failed.” — Jay Mohr ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ifs Pretty good Shows Thinking
Most importantly, how impressive can I be to people that bought tickets, where they never feel, "It was pretty good." If anyone thinks my… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I feel like a hostage to fortune. Not that I am complaining. I wanted to play the role. But in truth I didn't think… — Hugh Laurie Copy Share Image
All my shows are great. Some of them are bad. But they are all great. — Michael Grade Copy Share Image
It never seemed like that much of a mystery why shows I was acted in failed. When you're doing a show called Freaks And… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
I never thought I would do a TV show, I never thought I could do it, so I was not expecting a really good… — Mandy Harvey Copy Share Image
For me, a good show is not a perfect show; it's just one where you connected. It's a show where the fans got to… — Walker Hayes Copy Share Image
A lot of people plan for failure, but they don't plan for success, and that's a big problem, especially in the TV world 'cause… — J.H. Wyman Copy Share Image
I've done a lot of shows that didn't do well. You have to go in with a 50-50 take on it. If it goes… — Amanda Righetti Copy Share Image
I love shows about creating and cooking. Sometimes they're so extraordinary, you end up setting yourself to fail. — Jewel Copy Share Image
I think, here's what I've realized from interviewing people, and I've been very open about my Catholicism and my love of Christ and I… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being a "joke… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I'm telling you, I could teach at a university, [George] Carlin, a whole semester. The construction and deconstruction of the words, the language, the… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
My wife and I have long discussions about [George] Carlin, and we refuse to accept that he died an atheist. It's just, confounding. When… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I remember I used to go to The Laugh Factory and just goof off onstage, and then I'd see Dane Cook. He did a… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I didn't want to fight a guy from England. What if I lose? Not that English guys aren't strong, but who wants to get… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
All that waiting around for a glimmer of stage time, just getting angry every week... It was just an oppressive, horrible, horrible place to… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
First of all, my wife writes half my act. I don't know how I could "steal" from my wife. — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
If there are 1,500 people in a theater and they're all there to see you, there are no other guys. You're the guy. So… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I'm a comic because I don't want to do the nine-to-five, I have to modify that and say I'm a comic because I have… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Women still, when they have breast cancer, go to work; they still lead their lives. They have to. I just did what I was… — Monica Potter Copy Share Image
Most of us are convinced that we are our egos, which is who we think we are. The ego is part of our incarnation.… — Ram Dass Copy Share Image
Histories never conclude; they just pause their prose. Their stories are, if they are truthful, untidy affairs, resistant to windings-up and sortings-out. They beat… — Simon Schama Copy Share Image
If you ask an introvert a question, wait until she thinks about it. Introverts think before speaking, not through speaking. If you want to… — Laurie Helgoe Copy Share Image
Many individuals spend a considerable portion of their lifetimes in terror of one imagined catastrophe or another. The classic is that your immortal soul… — L. Neil Smith Copy Share Image
If you restore a car, and you're making money, then you're doing it wrong. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I understand that it's the music that keeps me alive... That's my lifeblood. And to give that up for, like, the TV, the cars,… — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
If we gave up our freedom as the price of security, we would no longer be the great nation that we are. — Ruth Bader Ginsburg Copy Share Image
If my campaign is not in the debate, we will not be talking about how we really fix this problem of endless and expanding… — Jill Stein Copy Share Image
Nothing is so powerful as an insight into human nature... what compulsions drive a man, what instincts dominate his action. If you know these… — William Bernbach Copy Share Image
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